Beto Voter Struggling To Refocus Her Sexual Fantasies On Ted Cruz – The Onion (satire)


The Onion (satire)

Beto Voter Struggling To Refocus Her Sexual Fantasies On Ted Cruz
The Onion (satire)
AUSTIN, TX—Admitting that her attempts to fantasize about the victorious Senate candidate “just haven't been the same,” noticeably flustered Beto O'Rourke voter Carissa Halpern told reporters Wednesday she was having difficulty refocusing her sexual …

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